YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD HER HOUSE FOR RENT MONEY. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SHOW UP ON RADAR. YO MAMA SO POOR I SEEN HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET I SAID WACHYOU DOIN SHE SAID MOVING. YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE HAD TO PUT ON WHITE GLOVES JUST TO EAT A TISSIE ROLL TO KEEP FROM EATING HER FINGERS. YO MAMA SO OLD SHE REMEMBER THE GRAND CANYON WHEN IT WAS A DITCH. YO MAMA SO OLD SHE GOT MOSES IN HER YEAR BOOK.