Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me....
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriages versus Arranged Marriages. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better than being murdered.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: �Get married.�
Man: Will it help? Doctor: �No, but then the thought of a long life will never come to mind any more!�