Two Irishmen, Pat Murphy and Sean O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called his buddy,
�Sean, come 'ere. I'ave a request for ye.�
Sean walked to his friend's bedside.
�Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving this world. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do.�
O'Brian burst into tears, �Anything Pat, anything ye wish.
�Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland� bottled the year I was born, it was. After I die and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity.�
O'Brian was overcome and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, �Aye, �tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?�