Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton."

God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.

Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."

God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Ranil W. visits God and asks him: "God when will I become the President in Sri Lanka." Hearing this, God starts crying.

Ranil W. is astounded and asks: "God why are you crying?" God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."