At a church gathering some mothers were boasting about their sons. Two mothers seated next to each other asked one, "What do pople call your son the Bishop?" The other mother answered," Your Worship". In return she asked the other, "How do people address your son, the Cardinal?" First mother replied, "as Your Emminence".

Turning towards the other lady whose son is only a known Movie Star, to redicule her asked, "How does the people call your son?" She posed for a while and replid, " When my son appears where ever he goes people gather around him to get a glance at him, Screaming,'OH! My God!"