Few years ago the Russian foreign minister, the American foreign minister and the Srilankan foreign minister were talking about their background.

The Russian FM said, "We were the first in space and now we are trying an another planet"

American FM said, "We were the first on the moon and now we are trying Mars"

Then the Sriankan minister said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

Then the other two looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you�ll burn up!" said Russian FM. You stupid? Asked American FM.

SriLankan FM replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!!!"