Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were
married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played
upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the
payback he knew was coming.

Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one
stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple
should not be married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by
streakers or strippers, and the car the couple was to take on
their honeymoon was in perfect working order.

When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room,
Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always
loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had
come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.

Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to room
service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."

At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make
that five."