Two friends named Jimmy and Johnny were standing at the pearly gates, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter when Jimmy asked Johnny how he had got there.

"Hypothermia," he answered. "You?"

"You won't believe it! I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home from work early one day to catch her. I accused my wife of her unfaithfulness and searched the entire house looking for the guy without any luck. I felt so bad about the whole ordeal that I had a heart attack right on the kitchen floor," replied Jimmy.

"Oh man," Johnny said, " If you had bothered to check the walk-in-freezer, we'd both be alive!"