A sign in a shop reads

" IN GOD WE TRUST ALL OTHERS PAY CASH "

another sign read

" CREDIT WILL BE ALLOWED TO CUSTOMERS ABOVE THE AGE OF 60 ACCOMPANIED BY BOTH PARENTS "

I used to be in the insurance industry before and when I visited a hotel to promote insurance a sign behind the reception area said

" INSURANCE AGENTS AND DOGS NOT PERMITTED BEYOND THIS POINT "