Assortment of Jokes
Posted by SSHIVAN, lanka, priya Logini, balasingan, Yananth on July 01, 1999 at 06:18:10:

Monica is applying for a job? - sent by: SSHIVAN : E-mail: [email protected]
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[Q]What is Monica Lewinsky doing there for an hour
sitting naked on top of a photo copying machine?

[A]She is copying her RESUME.

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Hay isn't true ??? - sent by: lanka - E-mail: [email protected]
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What does a women and a skillet have in common?

You have to heat them up before you slip the meat in.

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dogs without balls - sent by: priya Logini - E-mail: [email protected]
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Q--What do u call 5 dogs without balls?

A--The Spice Girls

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Genaration Hole - sent by: balasingan - E-mail: [email protected]
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN WOMEN'S PANTY(UNDERWEAR)
AND SKY?

ANSWER: SKY COVERING THE ALL GENARATION, BUT
WOMAN'S PANTY IS COVERING THE GENARATION
HOLE. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Lie down, I'll talk to you - sent by: Yananth - E-mail: [email protected]
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Man:Do u know what is the different between SEX and CONVERSATION?
Girl:I dunno, What is the different?
Man:Oh, Lie down, I talk to u

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