Collection of Jokes
Posted by Chadder, Shawn, xxx, Nishan Wijesinha on October 30, 1998 at 09:02:17:

Lesbian Joke :) - sent by: Chadder - E-mail: [email protected]
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Whats an open can of tunafish in a lesbians fridge called?
Poppurri

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Lesbions on a diet - sent by: Shawn - E-mail: sc412
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Do you know why lesbions can't diet and where makeup at the same time?

Its hard to eat Jenny Craig when you have Mary Kay on your face....

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Two 4 year old boys conversation - sent by: xxx - E-mail:
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Ram: You know what my father can do majic!
Sam: Hey My father can do a better magic than your father.
Ram: What's that? please tell me!!!
Sam: Well, My father always sleep with me at night. But,
when I was looking for him in the morning, he was on the bed with my mom.

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BELOW THE NAVEL - sent by: Nishan Wijesinha - E-mail:
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BELOW THE NAVEL THERE IS NO LOVE BUT LUST.

ABOVE THE NAVEL THERE IS PERFECTION ..........
THE TRUTH ABOUT REAL LOVE.

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED....
Nishan/

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