A man is walking down the street and he sees a sign in store
window that says, "We sell everything." So he goes in and says to
the saleswoman, "I'd like to buy a pair of glass pants."

'Glass pants? Sir, we don't sell glass pants.", she replies.

"Well your sign says you sell everything. I'd like a pair of glass
pants."

But the woman insists there is no such thing, so he leaves and
comes back half hour later with a pair of glass pants. Proudly the
man says, "See... I told you there was such a thing!"

The saleswoman smiles and says, "Well, when you first came in I
thought you were crazy, but now I see you're nuts."

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