THERE WAS THIS FARMER THAT HAD 3 KIDS. THEY WERE 16,10, AND 4. THE 16 YEAR OLD WALKED UP TO HIS DAD AND SAID,"DAD, I'M 16 NOW AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I GOT A CAR." HIS DAD SAID,"WE JUST GOT THAT JOHN DEERE TRACTOR OVER THERE, BUT WHEN WE GET IT PAID OFF WE'LL GET YOU A CAR." THE 10 YEAR OLD WALKED UP TO HIS DAD AND SAID,"DAD ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE GOT DIRT BIKES AND I THINK I'M GETTING OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE TOO." HIS DAD SAID,"WELL, WHEN WE GET THAT TRACTOR PAID OFF WE'LL GET YOU ONE." NEXT THE 4 YEAR OLD WALKED UP AND SAID,"DAD I NEED A BIKE SO I CAN GO PLAY ON IT WITH MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ALL ALREADY HAVE ONE." HIS DAD SAID,"WE HAVE GOT TO PAY THE TRACTOR OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL GET YOU ONE." THE 4 YEAR OLD SAID,"OK." THEN THE 4 YEAR OLD WENT OUT TO GET EGGS FROM THE CHICKEN HOUSE AND SAW A ROOSTER JUST FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF THIS OLD HEN. THE LITTLE BOY WENT UP AND KICKED THE ROOSTER OFF AND SAID,"BY GOD, NOBODY'S GETTING A RIDE AROUND HERE UNTIL THA!
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T JOHN DEERE IS PAID OFF.