One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he
meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and
if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable,
please let Me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived
with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord
stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow
appears.

A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and
go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.
The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run
from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running,
running;
we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we
don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits
each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a
deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him,
"How are things since you arrived?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It's wonderful here. Better
than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been
sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"