There where these three guys; a Polish guy, an Italian
guy, and a Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they
notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together
and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss
left and so did they.

The Jewish guy goes home and goes to rest so nhe can get an early start. The
Italian guy goes home and cook dinner. The Polish guy goes home and walks to his
bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss; he
quietly shuts the door and leaves.

The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking and plan to go home early
again. They ask the Polish
guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "NO WAY."

They ask him " why not?"

"Because", said the Polish guy; "yesterday i almost
got caught !"