your bloody mama! (posted by [email protected])
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your mamas so fat she's an orbit
your mama's so blind she uses the hubble telescope as glasses
your mama's so stoopid she wears sunglasses at night.
your mama's so thin you can see her thoughts
your mama's so fat they couldn't get her to move so they built the highway around her
your mama's so fat once she jumps, your mama is stationary but earth moves
your mama's so fat, when she sneezes americans prepare for an atomic war
your mama's so fat I get lost while having sex
your mama's so fat, she uses mount everest as a dildo
your mama's so dumb, she was responsible for the titanicyo mama (posted by [email protected])
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yo mama�s so fat that even though shes a cop people yell five o
and refere to the richterscale
yo mama (posted by [email protected]
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yo mama so fat she got more chins than a china-town directory
yo mama (posted by [email protected])
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Yo mama is fat is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean a blue whale started to sing "We are family"
yo mama (posted by )
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your mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens
KISS (posted by )
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A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue
So open you mouth, close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise!
crap crap and more crap (posted by [email protected])
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Once upon a time there were three craps. Papa crap, mama crap and little baby crap.
Papa crap told mama crap," baby crap was crap!"
all of baby craps friends told him, " Your mama crap is
so stupid she's a crap" Well papa crap got very angry
at hearning this, so he went straight to baby craps crappy
friends and said , "it is not mama crap that is crap but I
am the biggest crapper around in this crappy town".
well you understand this crap, send a crappy email to
[email protected]
good craps to you all