There was a Zebra and he wanted to know if he was white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
So the zebra asked this man and said "Am I white with black stripes or am I black with white stripes?"
The man said that he was not shure and to ask God, so he did.
Then God said that "you are what you are."
The next day the first man asked what God said.
So the zebra told him that the God said "I am what I am", and the man said that he was white with black stripes.
So the zebra said that if I was black with white stripes I would be I is what I is.